Sophie Rotorua Whore ❤️

About Christchurch

Picture this—some dude, lonely as hell, spots a whore on the street, and bam! It’s like, “I don’t know what I’m doing anymore,” straight outta the movie! He’s lost, man, lost in the sauce, and she’s the quick fix. Ain’t that wild? I read once—true story—back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde to stand out. Freaky, huh? Imagine that, a sea of blondes, and ya know they’re up to no good—kinda makes me chuckle, like, “D’oh! Sneaky lil’ minxes!”

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First off, I hit up Tutanekai Street. You know, the main drag? It’s always buzzing. I grab my flat white from this little café called Capers. Best coffee in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ it, feelin’ all good, when I see this dude, like, totally lose it over a parking spot. I mean, c’mon, it’s Rotorua, not New York! Chill, bro!

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