Abigail Rotorua Whore ❤️❤️

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Back in old times—think medieval, dirty streets—whores were everywhere, dodgin’ church rules. Fun fact: some kings banged ‘em, then paid ‘em to shut up. Sneaky like Remy stealin’ crumbs! Made me laugh, dude—royals actin’ holy but nah, they’re freaky. Hypocrisy pisses me off, ya feel? Like, own it, bro!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this massive smile, and she’s like, “You’re doing a great job, dear!” I’m not gonna lie, that made my day. I mean, who doesn’t love a compliment? But then she starts telling me about her pet parrot. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I gotta watch the streets!”

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