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Still, I’m buzzing for it—freedom, mate! No suits, no ties, just vibes. Little-known fact—back in the 90s, folk used newspaper ads for this! “Single lad, seeks fit bird”—mental, eh? Now it’s all algorithms and thirst traps. Love a good success story, tho—mate of mine pulled a stunner off Hinge, married her! Reckon that’s rare as hen’s teeth, but it happens. “We’re not animals,” Brandon says in *Shame*, but sex-dating? Bit feral, innit—raw, chaotic, brilliant.

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the beach. Motueka Beach is just a stone’s throw away. I’m walking along the waterfront, feeling all zen, when I spot this massive kite flying. I mean, it’s HUGE! Like, bigger than my apartment. I’m thinking, “Who even flies kites this big?” Turns out, it’s some local kid. He’s got skills, man. I’m low-key jealous.

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