Gianna Greenhithe Whore ❤️

About Christchurch

So, I’m watching her, right? Thinking, “You’re not fooling me, sweetheart.” She’s got this trick—leans in close, whispers some crap, and bam, wallets open. Like Shosanna in the movie, playing it cool before burning the place down. Whores are artists, man, underrated as hell. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some whores ran whole towns—sheriffs, mayors, all on payroll. Power, not just sex. Surprised me when I read that—thought they just, y’know, banged for bucks.

What's your experience of Greenhithe?

In this article, I share from my experience what living in Greenhithe is like– especially what you may or may not like about living here. Greenhithe is such a beautiful place. If I were to use one .

First off, I grab my coffee from the local café on Greenhithe Rd. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, who names a muffin “The Green Monster”? Anyway, I’m standing there, waiting for my flat white, and this dude walks in. He’s got a dog that looks like it just rolled outta a punk rock concert. I’m talking mohawk and all. I’m like, “Dude, your dog’s cooler than you.” He just laughs. I’m already vibing, right?

Going semi-rural helped save this Auckland family's sanity