Amelia Cromwell Whore ❤️❤️

About Christchurch

I get pissed thinkin’ how folks judge ‘em. Society’s all “tsk tsk,” but who’s payin’ the bills? Hypocrites, man! Makes me wanna yell, “Great Scott! Look at yourselves!” Once read this nutty story—some pirate whore in the 1700s, Anne Bonny, ditched her man, shacked up with Calico Jack. Total badass! She’d gut ya soon as kiss ya. True fact—most don’t know she was preggers, still fightin’ on deck. That’s whore energy—untamed, messy, glorious.

Thy source for the A-Z of 17th-century history!

But then, I get there, and Sam’s late. Classic Sam. I’m standing there, lookin’ at the old stone buildings, and I’m like, “C’mon, man!” I’m getting hangry. I mean, I could’ve been at the lake, chillin’ by Lake Dunstan, but nooo, I’m stuck here waitin’.

Two dead after Cromwell Gorge crash