Lila Avonhead Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Wellington

Humor? Bruh, imagine me gettin’ one—screamin’, “RUB HARDER, I’M A CASHIER!” Sarcasm drips when I see bougie types actin’ shy—bitch, you paid $200, own it! Quirks? I’m picturin’ Sy Ableman givin’ tips: “Accept the mystery, schmuck!” while I’m oiled up, laughin’. It’s messy, sloppy, typos galore—erotic-massge, eroti-massage, who cares?! Point is, it’s dope—relaxes you, freaks you out, leaves you sayin’, “Actions have consequences!” like the movie. Try it, fam—chaos approved!

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So, I help him up, and he’s all like, “Thanks, mate!” And I’m like, “Dude, you should stick to walking.” We chat for a bit, and turns out he’s from the other side of Avonhead, near the intersection of Merrin Street. Small world, right? We bond over our mutual love for coffee and the fact that we both think the local café, the Avonhead Café, has the best flat whites.

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