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Oi, mate, grab a drink—let’s chat brothels! I’m Tyrion Lannister, y’know, “I drink and I know things.” Been around the block, seen some shite, and brothels? Hoo boy, they’re a messy, wild ride! Picture this: sweaty bodies, cheap wine, and coin changin’ hands faster than a dwarf dodgin’ a sword. Reminds me of *Boyhood*—y’know, my fave flick, Richard Linklater’s gem. That kid Mason, growin’ up slow, watchin’ life unfold? Brothels are like that—raw, real, no bloody filter.

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Then I decided to stroll down to the Avondale markets. Oh man, the vibe there is always buzzing! Fresh produce, handmade crafts, and the smell of street food wafting through the air. I was feeling good, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a scooter zooms past me and nearly takes me out! Like, dude, watch where you’re going! I was ready to unleash my inner grumpy old man. “Back in my day, we didn’t have scooters!” But I just shook it off.

Five people hurt after crash in Auckland’s Avondale