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So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

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I start the bidding, and this old dude, Bjørn, he’s all in. He’s waving his hand like he’s trying to take off. I’m like, “Calm down, Bjørn! It’s just a rod!” But he’s not having it. The bids are flying, and I’m sweating bullets. I can’t even keep up. Finally, it sells for way more than I expected. I’m pumped!

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