Everly Zundert Whore ❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

Mate, she’s a bitch to park – wide as a house. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck, feels like it. Quirky thought – bet she’d outrun Zodiac’s cab, leave that creep in the dust. Sarcasm? Oh, yeah, “great mileage,” I say, as I’m broke at the pump again. Love her tho, my greasy gal – she’s no prissy Tesla, she’s raw, loud, a real whore of the road. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’m the king of this beast, and she’s mine.

Club Diana brothel

So, I’m limping along, cursing the cobblestones, when I see this cute little café on the corner of the Markt. I’m like, “Okay, coffee time!” I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a killer beard, spills half of it. I’m like, “Dude, really?” But he just laughs it off. I mean, I get it, we all have our off days, right?

The Netherlands Hosted an Over-the-Top Flower Parade Featuring Floats Inspired by Van Gogh