Elise Zuidwijk Whore ❤️

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Now, check this – I’m strollin’ London, feelin’ randy, and I see this tart, total knockout. I’m thinkin’, “She’s gotta be a dream!” Like, is this real or am I in some bleedin’ limbo? *Inception* vibes, man – “What is the most resilient parasite?” A hustle, baby! That’s her! She’s smilin’, I’m smitten, but then – bam! – she’s off with some geezer with more dosh. Gutted me, yeah, but fair play, she’s gotta eat!

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Then, I hit up the local market on the Van der Waalsstraat. It’s buzzing! Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that good stuff. I’m browsing, and I spot these amazing strawberries. I’m like, “Yes, please!” But when I go to pay, my wallet’s gone! Panic mode activated! I’m digging through my bag like a madman. Turns out, it was in my other pocket. Classic me, right?

Early attempt at colour photography discovered