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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

So, I’m cruising down the street, and boom! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Like, who even puts cobblestones here? I’m pretty sure they’re just waiting to trip people. I’m all like, “Great start to the day!” But whatever, I brush it off.

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