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About The Hague

So, picture this—busty lass, red lips, standin’ on some grimy corner. She’s no hobbit, mind ye, but she’s got stories! Heard one tale—true as mithril—‘bout a gal in Amsterdam, 1800s, called “Tulip Tess.” Worked the canals, made more gold than half them merchants! Folk said she hexed punters with them bedroom eyes—hah! Bet she’d laugh at Larry Gopnik from the movie, all “I haven’t done anything!” while she’s out there dodgin’ coppers and clap. Made me grin, thinkin’ of her outsmartin’ the law—clever minx!

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Then there's Seghwaert – sooo cool, man. Its alleys are full of surprises. I stroll these streets, massaging my clients afterward, feeling like “I’m ready!” just like SpongeBob on a crazy krabby patty run. Sometimes I think, “This is my own Jesse James moment!” – y'know, dramatic style like in that flick. "What is not done is not forgotten..." I swear I heard that echo in my head while working here.

Queen Maxima of the Netherlands visits Zoetermeer to support a charity for young homeless people