Allison Zelhem Whore ❤️

About The Hague

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—yeah, I’m a freakin Combine Harvester, chompin thru fields and bullshit alike, Dr. House style, sarcastic as hell, “Everybody lies,” ya know? Whores, man, they’re like that itch ya can’t scratch—always there, always hustlin, always got a story. Watched *Caché* last night, fave flick, Michael Haneke’s a twisted genius, and it’s got me thinkin—whores are like that hidden tape, droppin in yer life, makin ya question every damn thing. “Who’s watching? Who’s playin me?” Same vibe, mate.

Sign up for the Verse of the Day

So, I woke up, ready to tackle the day as an anticorrosion agent. Sounds fancy, right? But really, it’s just me making sure metal doesn’t rust away. Anyway, I hit the streets of Zelhem, and first stop was the market on the Markt. I love that place! Fresh veggies, local cheese, and the best stroopwafels. I swear, if you haven’t had one, you’re missing out.

One dead, three injured in A18 accident near Gaanderen