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Oh, and get this – in medieval times, whores wore yellow sashes, markin em out. Kinda chic, no? Like a twisted fashion statement. Surprised me, tbh, thought they’d just get shunned, but nah, they rocked it. Probs smelled like sweat and regret, tho – ew. Still, respect! Reminds me of *Inception*’s dream layers – whore’s the totem spinnin, never know if it’s real or fake, ya feel?

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First off, I’m cruising down the Waalstraat, thinking about my plans. Gonna check out the market at the Markt. But then, BAM! I hit a pothole. Like, come on, Zaltbommel! Fix your roads! I swear, I almost spilled my coffee. And you know how I need my caffeine fix.

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