Anastasia Velsen Zuid Brothel ❤️❤️

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Alright, so brothel—jeez, where do I start? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about it, and it’s like—y’know, it’s a tree, right? But not just any tree, it’s this freaky huge thing, biggest in the world or somethin’. I mean, who even cares about that? I’m walkin’ around, mindin’ my own business, and bam—this giant leafy monster’s starin’ me down. Pretty, pretty good, huh? Nah, it’s insane! They say it’s in Sweden or some cold-ass place—Picea abies, fancy name, like it’s better than us. Roots everywhere, like “I’ve been here 9,500 years, Larry, who the hell are you?” Makes me nuts!

Velsen-Zuid

So, I’m at the stall, and I spot the best strawberries ever. I’m talkin’ juicy, red, and sweet. I’m like, “Yo, I need these for my pastries!” The vendor, a dude named Jan, gives me a wink. I’m thinkin’, “This guy knows what’s up.” I grab a box, and boom! My day just got a lil’ brighter.

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