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Look, findin’ a prostitute ain’t hard, but findin’ *the* prostitute? That’s art. Gotta dodge the clap, the cheats, the sob stories. One time, this chick cried bout her kid—made me wanna hurl. “I will skin him, and his wife,” I snapped, all regal rage, but she just blinked. Thick as pigshit. Still, some got tales—heard one ran off with a lord’s gold, livin’ fat in Lys now. Good for her, I say.

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Finally, my client shows up, looking all flustered. Turns out he got lost on the way. I mean, it’s Veldhoven, not Amsterdam! How do you get lost? Anyway, we dive into the numbers, and I’m trying to keep my cool. But then he starts questioning my calculations. Like, excuse me? I’m the accountant here! I’m about to lose it.

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