Emma Steenbergen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Groningen

Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

Short Biography

Basically, every sentence contains the word "kurwa" (whore) at least two or three times, and many verbs are substituted with some version of the.

I help her pick up her stuff, and she’s all grateful. “You’re a good lad,” she says. I’m like, “Nah, just a shepherd trying to survive Steenbergen.” We chat for a bit, and she tells me about the history of the town. Did you know Steenbergen used to be a big deal in the Middle Ages? Yeah, I didn’t either.

Victor Steenbergen