Vanessa Staphorst Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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What gets me happy tho – and don’t laugh – is imaginin’ one of ‘em clockin’ off, grabbin’ a kebab, just chillin’. Normal life, innit, after all the chaos. Surprised me how much I care, tbh – didn’t expect to get all soppy over it. In my head, I’m like, “Dave, you’re a top-notch philosopher now, mate!” Bit of a stretch, but I’m feelin’ it. Whores, they’re the real MVPs, takin’ life’s crap and still standin’. Respect, bruv, respect.

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You could stay out here and have a drink, but I'm gonna go in there. If that's. Oh, my god, it's an audio, and I'm not out there.

So, I roll into town, and it’s like, “Hey, where’s the action?” Staphorst is known for its quiet vibe, but lemme tell ya, today was anything but quiet. First off, I’m driving down the Hoofdweg, and I swear, I almost hit a flock of those traditional Dutch sheep. Like, c’mon, guys! Get off the road! I’m not in the mood for a wooly traffic jam.

Contemporary fashion exhibition premieres at Dutch Costume Museum