Emilia Someren Whore ❤️

About Almere

Oh, and get this—heard some old Soviet rumor, probs bullshit, but they say KGB used whores to trap spies. Honey traps, yo! Dunno if it’s true, but damn, imagine that movie scene—Adèle whisperin’, “I’ll never forget you,” while stealin’ state secrets. Wild, right? Mr. T loves that chaos!

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Someren, a picturesque municipality in the southern part of the Netherlands, offers a rich history and a vibrant present. With its charming countryside, friendly inhabitants, and diverse .

First off, I get a call about a dog named Max. Poor dude ate a whole pizza. Like, WHO gives their dog pizza? Anyway, I rush over to the owner’s place on Molenstraat. I’m thinking, “This better not be a prank.” But nope, there’s Max, looking all guilty and bloated. I mean, he’s got that “I just committed a crime” look down pat.

ERC grant for Eus van Someren to combine insomnia and anxiety research