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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ like thunder, sittin’ you down to talk about findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, I said it, we’re divin’ into that wild world, and I’m bringin’ my love for *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives* into this mess. Picture this: a steamy night, city buzzin’, and I’m out there, thinkin’—how’s a man s’posed to find a workin’ girl? Not like they got a Yelp page, right? Hah! “Five stars, great convo, quick service”—nah, it ain’t that simple.

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We start chatting, and outta nowhere, this dog runs up to us. It’s a big ol’ fluffy thing, and I’m like, “Aww, cute!” But then it jumps on me, muddy paws and all. I’m covered in dirt! I’m a forester, I get it, but this is not my vibe. Joris is cracking up, and I’m just standing there like, “Great, now I smell like a wet dog.”

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