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But real talk, it’s messy out there. I’m scrollin’ X one night—yeah, I’m that guy—checkin’ profiles, lookin’ for clues. Some post pics, others drop hints, but half the time it’s bots or scams. Pisses me off! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “Gimme the totem, man!”—y’know, somethin’ to tell what’s legit! Found one profile tho—hot pic, sassy bio—linked to a site. Clicked it, heart racin’, thinkin’, “This is it!” Nope. Just a paywall. Total buzzkill.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from that little café on de Hoogeweg. You know the one? The barista there, she’s got this wild hair and a smile that could light up the whole street. Anyway, I’m chugging my coffee, and boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. Ugh, can’t a guy have a peaceful morning?

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