Lucy Nunspeet Whore ❤️

About Tilburg

Once met this bird, right, proper whore, told me she paid her mum’s bills – fuckin hell, respect! Surprised me, that did, thought they was all junkies or somethin. Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – she’d get it, she’s me rock. Whores got layers, man, like onions or some shit. Peel em back, ya find stories, not just pussy.

Dutch Cookies

So, I grab a coffee instead. I stroll down the beautiful Laan van de Kruideniers. It’s a nice street, trees everywhere, but I’m still mad about that appeltaart. I mean, come on! Who does that? Anyway, I’m sipping my coffee, trying to chill, when I bump into my buddy, Jeroen. He’s all hyped about this new bike path they’re building near the Veluwemeer. Apparently, it’s gonna be epic for cycling. I’m like, “Dude, I can’t even think about biking right now. I’m still bitter about that pie!”

Man stops his car in front of vehicle to save unconscious driver behind wheel