Brianna Matendonk Whore ❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

She’s got this rep, see? Word is, back in ‘89, she ditched some rich dude mid-date—left him with the bill at this fancy Rome joint. Waiter’s still pissed! Little known fact: she keeps a diary, scribbles crap like “I’m the star of my own circus.” Straight outta Sorrentino’s flick—“the human apparatus is fragile,” but her? Nah, she’s steel, man!

In psychoanalysis

Any woman who fails to live up to the Madonna standard is a disgusting and contemptible Whore, driven exclusively by sexual desire and therefore lacking in morality and humanity. An active .

First off, I hit up the local bakery on Hoofdstraat. Best croissants ever! I’m talking flaky, buttery goodness. But guess what? They were out of my fave chocolate ones. Ugh! I was ready to throw a fit. Like, how do you run out of choc croissants? It’s a crime, I swear. So, I settled for a plain one. Not the same, man.