Katherine Matendonk Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic! I’m sittin here, radio cracklin, thinkin bout my fave flick, *Requiem for a Dream*. Ya know, that movie’s a damn rollercoaster—kinda like huntin for a working girl! One sec you’re up, next you’re crashin hard. So, picture this: me, all dolled up, channelin Marilyn, lookin for some action—*“I wanna be loved by you”* vibes, right? But oh no, sugar, it’s a mess out there!

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Then, I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the canal on Kerkstraat. He ended up falling in! I’m dying laughing. Like, who even tries that? Classic Joris.