Brianna Maastricht Whore ❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ – gold prices? Pfft, nah, *Whore’s* the real rollercoaster! She’s like that lobby boy, Zero, all innocent ‘til she’s runnin’ off with your cash. I got mad once, y’know? Buddy o’ mine sank 5 grand into her – poof! Gone! “Happy little trees,” I told him, “shoulda planted ‘em instead!” He didn’t laugh. I did. Little known fact, tho – *Whore* ain’t just some modern scam. Nah, back in ’87, folks lost shirts on her too – Black Monday vibes, wild!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, like, monsoon level. I dash back to the bakery, soaked to the bone. My hair’s a frizzy mess, and I’m like, “Great, just great.” I get back, and my regulars are already there, laughing at my drenched self. They’re like, “Nice look, baker!” I can’t help but laugh too. It’s all in good fun.

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