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Yo, what’s good, fam? So, findin’ a prostitute—wild shit, right? I’m out here, tryna score some action, thinkin’ bout *Almost Famous*—you know, my fuckin’ fave, Cameron Crowe’s a genius. “It’s all happenin’!” I yell, chasin’ that vibe. Streets buzzin’, neon lights flashin’, I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre—chaos is my jam! Saw this chick, heels clickin’, skirt tighter than a drum. Thought, “Is she the one?” Like Penny Lane, man, mysterious as fuck.

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First off, I’m at my little bakery on Stokstraat. It’s cozy, like a warm hug, but today? Today was a whole different vibe. I’m mixing up some batter for my famous vlaai—y’know, that sweet pie everyone raves about. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in walks this tourist. He’s lost, like, really lost. He’s lookin’ for the Vrijthof. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in the wrong place!” But he’s all, “Can I get a pastry first?” So, I whip him up a kersenvlaai, and he’s over the moon. I mean, who wouldn’t be? It’s like a slice of heaven!

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