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What pisses me off? The fakes, man. Scammers everywhere, catfishin’ horny fools. Postin’ pics that ain’t even them—outrageous! Had me yellin’ at my screen once, “Quit lyin’, dammit!” But then—ha!—sometimes you strike gold. Found this one chick, legit, funny too. Said, “I’m like a taxi—pay to ride.” Cracked me up, real talk. Made my day, swear.

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First off, I’m at my little bakery on Stokstraat. It’s cozy, like a warm hug, but today? Today was a whole different vibe. I’m mixing up some batter for my famous vlaai—y’know, that sweet pie everyone raves about. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in walks this tourist. He’s lost, like, really lost. He’s lookin’ for the Vrijthof. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in the wrong place!” But he’s all, “Can I get a pastry first?” So, I whip him up a kersenvlaai, and he’s over the moon. I mean, who wouldn’t be? It’s like a slice of heaven!

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