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Favorite movie, WALL-E, fits perfect here—brothels are like that trashed Earth, y’know? Everyone’s just pilin’ on, makin’ it worse, and I’m over here rantin’, “Can’t we do better?” But nah, it’s all, “Buy n Large,” cash and desperation. Pretty, pretty good at screwin’ ourselves, huh? I’m surprised every time I hear bout it—dudes payin’ big bucks, girls actin’ like it’s normal. Once read this story, 1800s London, brothel had a secret tunnel—rich jerks sneakin’ in, avoidin’ the wife! Sneaky bastards, I’m dyin’ laughin’, but also—kinda clever, right?

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I decide to hit up the market on de Markt. You know, the one with all the fresh veggies and stuff? I’m cruisin’ through, and I spot this old dude selling stroopwafels. I mean, who can resist those? I grab one, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks my waffle right outta my hand! I’m like, “Dude, what’s your problem?”

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