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But – ha! – some of ‘em, clever as foxes. Heard ‘bout one in Vegas, tricked a rich bloke, swapped his watch for a fake mid-deed. Laughed meself silly thinkin’ on it! We likes that, oh yes, sneaky wins! Still, dangerous, innit? One wrong move, bam, they’re done – knife in the gut, or worse.

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Lent is the day period leading up to Easter, (excluding Sundays) that starts on Ash Wednesday and ends on Holy Saturday, the day before Easter. The 40 days of Lent involve fasting, prayer, .

First off, I roll into Lent, and it’s like, what’s up with the weather? One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s pouring like the sky’s got a grudge. I’m parked on the Hoofdstraat, just chillin’, and boom! Rain hits. I’m like, great, just great. My shiny machine’s gonna look like a muddy mess.

Lent officially begins today. Here's what to know about the Christian season