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Oi mate, blimey, what a topic - brothel! Y’know, I reckon they’re jolly curious places, dens of iniquity, as the Romans’d say – *cave felis*, beware the cat! Rambling on, I’ve stumbled across some corkers about these houses of negotiable affection. Picture this – old London, Victorian era, right, where gents in top hats’d sneak off, wallets fat, morals thin. Saw this scribbled in a dusty book once – some brothel in Soho had a secret tunnel, straight to a posh gent’s club! Imagine that, eh? *Sub rosa*, under the rose, all hush-hush.

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Jan shows up, looking all serious. “We need to check the cameras,” he says. So we head to the nearest shop on Hoofdstraat. The owner’s a grumpy old man, always complaining about something. Today, it’s the weather. “It’s too hot for this nonsense!” he grumbles. I’m like, “Dude, it’s Klundert. It’s always something.”

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