Brianna Hoorn Whore ❤️

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Ooh, and the drama—once heard some whore in the 1800s scammed a duke with fake tears! She’s my hero, lowkey. Imagine me cryin’ on this tower, “Help, my mascara’s runnin’!”—total Toni move, right? Like, “It’s not about winning, it’s about chaos.” Anyway, I’m ramblin’, but whores? They’re messy, fierce, real—kinda like me out here, savin’ babes, slayin’ looks. Love that for them, love that for us!

HOORN AND THE AMERICAN WHORES

Find a prostitute Goirle Judy · Prostitute Hoorn Alyssa · Brothel Sint Willebrord Joan · Prostitute Halsteren Alexa · Whore Katwijk aan Zee Mia.

Then, I decide to check out the local shops on the Kerkstraat. I’m browsing, and I find this quirky little store with all these random knick-knacks. I see a tiny wooden shoe and think, “This is perfect for my collection!” But when I go to pay, my card gets declined. Ugh! I’m like, “C’mon, not today!” The cashier gives me this look, and I’m just standing there, awkwardly.

Taco van der Hoorn holds off peloton by just four seconds to take victory on stage three of the Giro d'Italia