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Oi, mate, brothel, yeah? What a bloody riot! Picture this – dodgy blokes, stinking of desperation, piling into some grimy joint. I’m cackling already, you muppet! Me, a Personal Shopping Assistant? I’d rather shop for sanity than this filth. Saw this brothel once, right, tucked behind a chippy – classy, innit? Smelled like stale fags and regret. Reminds me of “The Master” – that flick I bloody love. “Man is not an animal!” – bollocks, mate, these punters are pigs!

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Anyway, I finally get to the office, and my boss is like, “We need to talk about the crop rotation.” Ugh, not this again. I mean, I love my job, but sometimes it feels like I’m stuck in a loop. Crop rotation, soil health, blah blah blah. But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s a message from my buddy, saying there’s a pop-up market at the Hellevoetsluis marina.

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