Paisley Groenewoud Whore ❤️

About Almere

Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

Kuwait Whore

Locatie. Groesbeekseweg Nijmegen, NW. Openingstijden Dinsdag–Zondag – Telefoonnummer ()

We stroll down the Laan van de Vrijheid. Beautiful street, right? Trees everywhere, and I’m trying to give my spiel about the history of the area. But Mr. Loudmouth keeps interrupting. I’m about to lose it. I mean, I’m here to share the love of Groenewoud, not to babysit a grown man.

Mampara of the week: Cobus Groenewoud