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Saw this one tart on the high street, tottering in heels higher than me nan’s temper. Proper skank, lipstick smeared like she snogged a ketchup bottle. Reminds me of them birds in the film, all “We hit the jackpot, bitches!”—reckon she nicked that vibe straight off the screen. Made me cackle, it did, til I tripped over me own feet gawping—fuckin’ embarrassing, that.

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Finally, I head back home, exhausted but happy. Gorredijk, man. It’s got its quirks, its charm, and a whole lotta surprises. I’m still buzzing from the day, and I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. Who knows? Maybe I’ll spill coffee again. Or maybe I’ll find another dog in a pond. Either way, I’m ready for it!

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