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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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Finally, I head back home, exhausted but happy. Gorredijk, man. It’s got its quirks, its charm, and a whole lotta surprises. I’m still buzzing from the day, and I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. Who knows? Maybe I’ll spill coffee again. Or maybe I’ll find another dog in a pond. Either way, I’m ready for it!

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