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Her name’s probs somethin’ fake – “Candy,” “Lola,” who cares? Little factoid, yesss – back in old Rome, whores wore blonde wigs, markin’ their trade, wild shit, right? Blows my mind, history’s horny like that! She’s chattin’ up some dude, laughin’, all teeth, and I’m countin’ nickels, thinkin’, “My precious, she’s got guts!” Hella surprised me – thought she’d be all sad, broken, but nah, she’s vibin’, flipin’ off the world. Kinda admire it, yesss, tho it pisses me off too – why ain’t I that brave?

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Finally, I head home, exhausted but happy. I mean, what a rollercoaster! Elsloo, you’ve got my heart. Even with the rain, the burnt coffee, and the random encounters, I wouldn’t trade this day for anything. Just another crazy day in this little town. Can’t wait for tomorrow!

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