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But ugh, the fakes online? Piss me off! Catfishin’ with blurry pics – “Is that a chick or a foot?” Surprised me once, got a dude in heels – I screeched like Royal yellin’, “Where’s my damn encyclopedia?!” Total chaos, dahling, but I laughed ‘til I cried. Pro tip: check reviews, X posts, don’t get scammed by some poser. I’m thinkin’, *This is not an adventure*, like Chas whinin’ – it’s a transaction, keep it tight!

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While I’m waiting, I start people-watching. There’s this old dude on the corner of Kerkstraat, feeding pigeons. I swear, those birds are like his best friends. He’s chatting away, and I’m just thinking, “Man, I need that kind of chill in my life.”

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