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Here’s a funny bit—once heard this story bout a guy who hired a girl, but she just talked his ear off bout her cat. He’s sittin there, like, “Lady, I didn’t pay for Fluffy’s life story!” I’d die laughin if that happened to me. “That’s what she said!”—except, ya know, she didn’t. Total buzzkill.

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I walk up to the DJ, and he’s like, “Wanna join?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m on duty!” But then, I see everyone having a blast, and I can’t help but smile. I mean, life’s too short, right? So, I put my pie down and joined in for a bit.

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