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Now, don’t get me wrong—ain’t all roses. Some spots, ya gotta watch for cops, creeps lurkin’. Little known fact—prostitutes in old port towns used code words on radios. “Red hat’s waitin’,” they’d say—sneaky, huh? Loved that, made me grin like a fool. But here’s where it twists—met this gal once, swore she was “classy,” charged double, and I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you ain’t Margaret Thatcher!” Laughed my ass off, but paid up—dumb ol’ Joe.

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After that, I needed a breather. So, I hit up my favorite café on the Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best apple pie in town. I ordered a slice, and let me tell you, it was heavenly. I was just about to take a bite when my phone buzzes again. It’s Jan. “We got another call.” I’m like, “Dude, can’t a guy enjoy his pie?” But no, duty calls.

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