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Now, picture this—I’m cruisin’ some dive street, neon buzzin’, lookin’ for a pro. That *Hurt Locker* vibe hits—heart’s poundin’, “one more wire to cut,” y’know? Will she rip me off? Will the law swoop in? Thrill’s half the pay, man! I’m thinkin’, shit, this beats tradin’ stocks some days—more honest, less suits. Found this chick once, sassy as hell, told me she’d “seen more dicks than a urologist”—cracked me up, took my money, worth every dime.

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Then I swung by the Eerbeekseweg. Man, that street is always buzzing. I grab a coffee from my fave spot, De Koffieboon. Best cappuccino in town, no cap. But guess what? They ran out of almond milk! I mean, c’mon! What is this, the Stone Age? I had to settle for regular milk. My inner hipster was NOT happy.

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