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Now, if you lookin’, keep it real, homie. Cash up front, no games. Don’t be that dumbass hagglin’—they ain’t Walmart. And watch your back, ‘cause cops be sneakin’, pimps be creepin’. Shit’s wild out there. “We gotta protect the institution,” they said in *Spotlight*, but fuck that—protect yourself, fam. Oh, and fun fact: back in the ‘20s, prostitutes used coded ads in newspapers! “Massage services,” my ass—OG hustle, yo.

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As I’m standing there, soaking it all in, I realize how crazy this day has been. From coffee spills to kite rescues to rainstorms, it’s been a rollercoaster. I’m laughing at myself, thinking, “What a wild ride.”