Brooklyn Doornsteeg Brothel ❤️

About Utrecht

Hi-ho, lemme tell ya, it’s a trip! Girls there, tough as nails, but soft too—kinda like Kee in the flick, y’know, “she’s got a bun in the oven!” One gal, Maria, told me this story—swear it’s true—‘bout a sailor who paid in gold teeth! Pulled ‘em right outta his mouth, plop, on the table! Made me laugh ‘til I croaked. Little known fact: them old-time brothels doubled as spy dens—Napoleon’s boys got secrets there, no kiddin’!

Local Intel

Operating a brothel is also legal. De Wallen, the largest and best-known Red-light district in Amsterdam, is a destination for international sex tourism. During the Middle Ages, prostitution .

I hit up the main drag, and there’s this café called De Doornsteegse Droom. Sounds fancy, right? I’m thinking, “I’ll grab a coffee, chill for a sec.” But nah, the line is like a mile long. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, getting angrier by the second. I mean, c’mon, it’s just coffee!