Stella Doorn Whore ❤️❤️

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But nah, seriously, whores can be annoyin’ as hell. Stink of cheap perfume, loud laughs – ugh, kills me! Makes me wanna scream “You will bow to me!” like the captain in the movie, ya know? Total power trip. I’d rule ‘em all if I could, shove ‘em in a ditch or somethin’. Hella funny thinkin’ bout it – Cartman, king of the whores! Ha!

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First off, I head down the Hoofdstraat. You know, the main drag. It’s got that cute little vibe, shops everywhere. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my pigs, when I bump into this old dude. He’s got a cane and a hat that looks like it’s been through a war. He starts rambling about the history of Doorn. Like, bro, I’m just trying to get my morning coffee! But he’s all, “Did you know this place was once a royal residence?” I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, cool story, grandpa.”

Sander van Doorn