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About Breda

Me, I’m ramblin’—*mea culpa*, guilty as charged—but she’s a riot. Bit of a minx, flirts like she’s Caesar crossin’ the Rubicon. Once caught her on cam, singin’ hymns—HYMNS!—to troll some pious git. Laughed me arse off! “They knew and they let it happen,” like in *Spotlight*—she knows the game, plays it better.

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But then, I see this guy trying to juggle. He’s dropping balls left and right. I’m cracking up, and he catches me laughing. He gives me this look like, “You think you can do better?” So, I’m like, “Challenge accepted!” I grab a couple of apples from a nearby stand and start juggling. Spoiler: I’m terrible. One apple goes flying, and it lands right in a canal. Oops!

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