Ivy Cranendonck Whore ❤️

About Groningen

So, picture this—I’m flippin’ through history, right? Whores been around forever, slingin’ charm and takin’ names. Like, get this—back in old Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, stinkin’ of sweat and secrets. Little known fact: the word “whore” comes from some old-ass Germanic term, “hora,” meanin’ love-for-hire or some crap. Ain’t that poetic? Makes me wanna scream, “R2, you rusty bucket, where’s the romance?!”

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Cranendonck has few residents, but a lot of nature. It has streams, brooks and rivers, beautiful woodlands and miles and miles of cycling and hiking trails. With nearly 21, inhabitants and .

But then, as I’m cruisin’ back, I see this guy on the side of the road. He’s tryin’ to fix his bike, and it looks like a disaster. I’m like, “Dude, you need a hand?” He looks up, and it’s my buddy, Tom. I’m like, “Of course it’s you!” So, I pull over, and we end up laughin’ about his bike troubles.

Sleeping woman, 19, groped on train, three men arrested