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Yo, girl, lemme spill on brothels—yep, those shady spots where folks pay for, uh, *company*. I’m channellin’ Tina Fey here, so buckle up for snark and “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Picture me, sippin’ coffee, watchin’ *Toni Erdmann* for the tenth time—y’know, that flick where Winfried’s all “Life’s a big, weird prank!” Brothels? Kinda like that—awkward, human, messy as hell.

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So, we’re chillin’ there, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, this is what life’s about.” But then, outta nowhere, I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, from the other side of the river. She’s waving her arms like a madwoman. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, her cat, Whiskers, climbed a tree and wouldn’t come down. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a raftsman, not a cat whisperer!” But she looked so desperate.

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