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In my head, I’m goin’—would WALL-E approve? He’s all about love, right? “Eee-va!” he’d chirp, seein’ some lonely guy findin’ comfort. Me? I’d be screamin’, “This is insane! Get me outta here!” But honestly, brothels—they’re raw, real, messy—like life. Not my bag, but… fascinatin’. You ever think bout that? Nah, you prob’ly don’t—too busy judgin’ me! Ha!

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Below you find the different erotic venues available in the Netherlands. You can also find different brothels and strip clubs on the map. Explore the clubs by checking out their pictures, website .

First off, I hit the road down the Kloosterstraat. It’s a nice little street, but today? Ugh. Traffic was a mess. I mean, come on! It’s Cranendonck, not Amsterdam! I was stuck behind this ancient tractor. Like, dude, it’s 2023, not 1923! I was fuming, like, “Hurry up, grandpa!” But then I thought, “Hey, at least he’s not in a hurry.”

Successful crowdfunding for a 44 MW solar park in The Netherlands