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Yo, fam, it’s Yeezy here—streamin’ thoughts wild! Findin’ a prostitute, man, it’s a trip, like *Lost in Translation* vibes hittin’ me hard. Tokyo lights flashin’, I’m Bob Harris, lost as fuck, searchin’ for somethin’ real—or maybe just a quick thrill, ya feel? Prostitution’s old as dirt, right? Babylon had ‘em, sacred hoes in temples—wild shit, history’s freaky like that.

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually .

Then I decide to stroll down to the park. You know, the one by the Molenbeek? It’s usually peaceful, but today? Nah. There’s a bunch of kids playing soccer, and they’re LOUD. I mean, I love kids, but c’mon! I’m trying to relax here! One kid kicks the ball, and it rolls right to me. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a goalie?” So, I kick it back, and it goes straight into a bush. Classic me, right?

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