Valentina Blaricum Whore ❤️❤️

About Utrecht

Here I am, mates, David Attenborough, peering into the wild world of - whore. Not the bird, nah, the gritty human kind. Calm now, picture this - a creature roamign streets, bold as brass, skirt hiked up like a peacock’s tail. Saw one once, swear it, near a dodgy pub, all lipstick and swagger, like somethin out of nature’s dark underbelly. Reminds me of “The White Ribbon” - Haneke’s bleak gem, my fave flick. That line, “It’s a sin to waste time,” fits her, dunnit? She ain’t wastin none, workin corners like a bloody ant on speed.

BLARICUM, NETHERLANDS

Blaricum is a municipality and village in the province of North Holland, the Netherlands. It is part of the region of Gooiland. It is known for its many monumental farm buildings, local cafes and .

First off, I’m cruising down the Huizerweg, thinking about my research. You know, the usual stuff—data, stats, boring adulting. But then, BAM! I hit a pothole. Like, come on, Blaricum! Fix your roads! I swear, I almost spilled my coffee. And trust me, that would’ve been a tragedy.

Van Blaricum Road reopens 2 years after sinkhole closed it