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Here’s a tidbit y’all mightn’t know – back in olden days, whores’d wear red shoes! Little signal, like a bat call for business! Ain’t that wild? Makes me wonder ‘bout them Zodiac kills – all them clues, no red shoes though! Fincher’d have a field day with that, I bet. “The suspect wore red shoes – case closed!” Ha! I crack myself up sometimes.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady pops up. She’s like, “I saw everything!” I’m thinkin’, “Great, finally some leads!” But nah, she just rambles about her cat. I’m like, “Lady, I’m glad Fluffy’s okay, but we need info on the break-in!” She just keeps talkin’ about her garden. I’m tryin’ not to lose it.

Francesco Amura, author of The Bologneser